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The Practical Guide to Valentine's Day

"Choose a male that looks vibrant and colorful, and a female full of eggs" and more love and sex advice from experts. Any improvement to your love life is purely accidental.

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Posted: Thu, Feb. 14, 2013, 12:00 AM

The Practical Guide to Valentine's Day

"Choose a male that looks vibrant and colorful, and a female full of eggs," and more love and sex advice from experts. Any improvement to your love life is purely accidental.

Theresa Everline, Emily Guendelsberger, Zoë Kirsch, Samantha Melamed, Caroline Russock and Marc Snitzer

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