Hula-Hoop Whore

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Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Hula-Hoop Whore

I don't care who your cousin is (although I do love her). That doesn't make you 21. Y But when you talk shit about the bartender being a bitch at the bar to her coworker because she carded you months ago and brag that that is the reason you don't tip her loud enough for her to hear... it's not cool. It's my job to card you buddy, and you and your scumbag drug addict boyfriend are truly hated at our establishment by many bartenders. You guys are like 14 years too late with your candy raver bullshit. Please do not bring your hula-hoops to my bar, and I hear your neighbors might want you store them in your own personal space as well. Please find another bar to enjoy your delicious stoli blueberry drinks. I heard you claim you work in the business in nolibs. If so, Shame on you!!!! Find a new bar and learn how to tip!!!!!

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