YA STOLE MY GIRL'S BICYCLE
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You's a Joike. Here me and Danna were. Havin' a good date. Havin' some laughs. Makin' plans for the future. Only to walk out onta the street and uhhh see Danna's newly refurbished Jan Brady Banana Seat Bike freshly stolen. No Dice. Danna was a uhhh hysterical mess the rest of the night, and Bin-Bin didn't say anything he was so shocked. Who would do such a uhhh disgraceful thing? No Dice again my unfair bad weathered friend. G-DAMMIT.
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