AUTOZONE GUY

Hey Auto zone guy at Broad & Pike. You helped me change my headlights and gave me a smile. I don't know if that was a like you smile or a your welcome. I think your name is John...I am not sure. But what I do know is that your tall, black, and thick. You look like sexy chocolate bar, I just want to take my time and unwrap your wrapper and eat you all up. I'll come by and see you very soon. Can't wait till later.

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Wednesday, December 26, 2012
AUTOZONE GUY

Hey Auto zone guy at Broad & Pike. You helped me change my headlights and gave me a smile. I don't know if that was a like you smile or a your welcome. I think your name is John...I am not sure. But what I do know is that your tall, black, and thick. You look like sexy chocolate bar, I just want to take my time and unwrap your wrapper and eat you all up. I'll come by and see you very soon. Can't wait till later.

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