BIKE STRIPPER
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To the motherfucker that striped my bike on Grays Ferry. Fuck you and your poor ass family. Even if you are stealing my wheels and handlebars in order to buy your children Christmas gifts...fuck your family....they will end up being pieces of shit just like you. Also, you left some of the most accessible parts of the bike, which were as vaulable as the wheels, just sitting there! That puts things in perspective you fucking ignorant mooch. You don't have the brain capacity to figure out what is worth stealing..the fact that you steal trivial shit from hard working people is a good as you will ever have it. I hope you get locked up and gang raped for stealing BIKE PARTS. You are a waste of calories and should be euthanized.....I am so tired of dumb fucks not contributing to the world in the slightest. Someone should curb your ass and chop your boys. YOU SUCK A LIFE!! Merry fucking Christmas fuckface!
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