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Wednesday, January 02, 2013
GUY AT AUTOZONE!

Hey, my sorority sister wrote the first one about you. I came into your store to see what the big deal was and boy wasn't I disappointed. You are tall and thick. I ask you to take me to the bathroom. I didn't need to go I just wanted to take you in there and fuck your brains out. You gave me that smile she was talking about and ask some dumb bitch to take me. I'll try again later, and by the way my name is "Marcia".

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