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Tuesday, January 08, 2013

RESTROOOM INCIDENT

I never realized how big some guy's cock was until last night, I went to use the restroom and all the stalls were taken. There was a guy at the urinal with his hands at his waist taking a leak. I pulled up next to and HOLY FUCK!! who let the horse out the barn????? talk about being gun shy, no way was I gonna pull my wiener next to this moose sized cock!!! I went back to the table and told my wife about it, she was like "No way" where is he? I pointed this guy out to her and she's OMG thats Byron from the accounting dept.............so of course I'm saying to myself WTF have I just done, what are the odds of this Bryon dude fucking my wife?

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