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Tuesday, January 22, 2013
SUCKER!

You know that you are fucking pathetic...I hate you for sleeping with my mother. She told me the whole thing. I wish that you would move in with her and stop calling me. I am done with you. The last time that we had sex you claimed that you couldn't get aroused and I know that you are bullshitting about that. Now my mother is acting fake around me like I don't supposed to know that she is sleeping with you. I know exactly what is going on with the both of you. You really need to stop calling me, I am crossing the both of ya'll off of my list. Good-bye Sucker and Mom-Sucker!

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