KNUCKLE-DRAGGING PHILISTINE NEIGHBORS
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Hey neighbors. I've tried to be friendly to you more than once. I'm a nice normal looking person, and usually the correct response to "hello" or "hi", not a blank stare. We put up patiently with your Wednesday night parties, "band practice," and complete lack of ability to interact with other humans. This afternoon, I came home to find that you decided it would be a good idea to lay all of your recycling in a loose pile on the street on a windy day, so naturally it had blown all over the damn place. I was picking it up for you when you came outside. Even THEN, I was going to try to say "hello" to you, but you pretended not to see me. Idiot college kids raised in suburbia should be forced to take lessons on how to live near other humans before they bring their emo asses to the city. Can't wait until you move back to strip mall land where you belong.
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