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DEAR LOUD, SWEATY GRUNTING MAN
The Web site for the award-winning alternative weekly, the Philadelphia City Paper.
in my workout class, while I think it's great that you're exercising and trying to get in shape, it's really annoying to listen to you grunt and groan your way through our class. There are 12 of us that have curved our loud obnoxious workout noises so others can concentrate. It's really hard to focus on going hard and sprinting the last minute of my set when your noises overshadow my muscles trying to sweat. It you know you're a loud exercise person, stay home! You sound like a buffalo in heat sticking their vagina out. I really don't want to think about that when when I'm staring in the mirror wondering how many calories I'm burning. Please do us all a favor and either suppress your noises with duct tape or do a solo session. -Kim
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