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Tuesday, February 12, 2013

YOGA CUNT

If you think people are looking at you and talking about you...they are. Everyone knows what you did, and no one likes someone who goes around fucking other people's boyfriends. Please stick to boring yoga instruction and stop spreading your legs for a bottle of wine and some fleeting attention. Your "I'm a good person because I ride a bike and live in a cummune" act isn't fooling anyone. We all know that you don't give a fuck about anyone but yourself. Remember the night you told me "You're one of my favorite people?" Bitch, you didn't even know me than, and now I wish you didn't.

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