CHAIRS CAN BE MOVED
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Obviously this is in another city...I am putting this in your paper...To the assholes that use their shitty chairs, recycling bins, and other inanimate objects as trophies for clearing out a parking spot that you once occupied: Congratulations on not having a heart attack after shoveling snow for 20 minutes, but seriously, I don’t give a fuck. Chances are if someone takes your space, they have also shoveled out a spot that you may have in exchange. The worst part is, after the snow starts to melt and most people have dug out their cars, there is a plethora of shit in the street to claim territory. Well guess what…it’s still not your property. I can still move your miscellaneous shit and park my car. Your legend is dead to me.
Oh, and a special thanks to the fucker from down the street, who puts his garbage can with his address spray painted on it in front of my house. I’ll remember that.
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