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Tuesday, March 05, 2013
GUARDIAN ANGEL

When we first met it was only business, strictly cash for fun. But now I keep coming back to you like you're the only one. You only charged me 30 but the service was great. Now I feel so close to you I don't wear a rubber when we mate. I let you try a strap on though I was skeptical at first. I'll admit it was painful in the beginning, but now the thought of you not using it hurts worse. I know you will change for me and stop being a dope fiend. Because I see the love in your eyes when you eat my ass with whipped cream.

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