October 714, 1999
movie shorts
recommended
Although touted as a buzz-heavy Sundance entry, theres nothing independent about Happy, Texas not that thats a drawback. With both feet squarely in the mainstream, the film might have been directed by a less saccharine Garry Marshall; if you squint your eyes just right, you can probably make Ally Walker look like Jodie Foster least if it werent for those creepy eyes. Jeremy Northam and Steve Zahn playing parts that go at least as far back as Were No Angels are a couple of prison escapees who pose as gay beauty pageant organizers and hide out in the tiny titular town. Although Illeana Douglas (above) is miscast as a nutty schoolteacher stylized comedy is not what she does best most of the cast underplays enough to make this vision of small town wackiness go down like a Cherry Coke. William H. Macy is a touch too stolid as the town sheriff, and Zahns clenched-jaw accent doesnt do him any favors. But Zahn (a Philadelphian) is a marvelously likeable actor, so guileless he can actually pull off the moment where he accidentally offers a cigarette to a 9-year-old.